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Old Jun 14, 2006, 08:30 AM // 08:30   #1
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My girlfriend got up yesterday morning.... "Honey, whats a mesmer?"

"you asked me in your sleep if we needed a mesmer to take out Shiro?"

"Whose Shiro?"

Just say no to playing guildwars in your sleep......
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Old Jun 14, 2006, 08:34 AM // 08:34   #2
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My Student.

Please forgive your lady friend, she does not understand how much of a risk Shiro is to us all.

Stopping Shiro comes first.

Just ask my hundreds of Master Togo Clones which continue the never ending battle against hordes of Afflicted monsters.
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Old Jun 14, 2006, 09:18 AM // 09:18   #3
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I dont think you do need a mesmer to kill shiro
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Old Jun 14, 2006, 09:27 AM // 09:27   #4
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Oh come on! You're telling me she doesn't know who Franz Mesmer is?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mesmer

Or what a Shiro is?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shiro

Though I don't see how Franz could help you take down a Shiro...
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Old Jun 14, 2006, 09:49 AM // 09:49   #5
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"Honey, whats a mesmer?"

"you asked me in your sleep if we needed a mesmer to take out Shiro?"

"Whose Shiro?"

"*GASP* ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME????"

=P
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Old Jun 14, 2006, 09:50 AM // 09:50   #6
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Though I don't see how Franz could help you take down a Shiro...
You don't? Franz inspired someone else to develop hypnosis! Therefore, Franz has a hypnotic aura around him! He could just walk into the Shiro and everyone around him would become mesmerized! Then, the troops march in behind him and slaughter everyone. Easiest stategic capture ever!
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Old Jun 14, 2006, 09:50 AM // 09:50   #7
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I actually dreamt I was afflicted once.

Freaky
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Old Jun 14, 2006, 10:35 AM // 10:35   #8
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Though I don't see how Franz could help you take down a Shiro...
Franz probably also had problems finding a PUG

Just tell your girlfriend that she was hallucinating. What a load of rich creamery butter.
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Old Jun 14, 2006, 10:48 AM // 10:48   #9
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Haha weird dream!

The only weird dream my guy had was that he said we should call our daughter Shala.

Which is funny because Shala is my character in game and also my RP character in another game and is a Demoness! I told him that would not be a good idea.. :\
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Old Jun 14, 2006, 10:52 AM // 10:52   #10
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u guys are luck i only allowed 2 hours a day on friday/sat/sun. GRRRR stupid parents
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Old Jun 14, 2006, 11:17 AM // 11:17   #11
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I think you need more sleep to take out Shiro.

Well, I've already seen health bar in my sleep. Strange thing is, the favor bonuses were off when I healed ...
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Old Jun 14, 2006, 12:00 PM // 12:00   #12
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rofl that was funny
I dreamt that I was a Lich once LOL
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Old Jun 14, 2006, 01:38 PM // 13:38   #13
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I dont think you do need a mesmer to kill shiro
you dont, but a mesmer with spirit of failure, ineptitude, and empathy makes your job so much easier
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Old Jun 14, 2006, 01:52 PM // 13:52   #14
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Originally Posted by Master Togo
My Student.

Please forgive your lady friend, she does not understand how much of a risk Shiro is to us all.

Stopping Shiro comes first.

Just ask my hundreds of Master Togo Clones which continue the never ending battle against hordes of Afflicted monsters.
I can't believe nobody LOL'd at this yet.
*bows to Master Togo*
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Old Jun 14, 2006, 02:13 PM // 14:13   #15
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My Student.

Please forgive your lady friend, she does not understand how much of a risk Shiro is to us all.

Stopping Shiro comes first.

Just ask my hundreds of Master Togo Clones which continue the never ending battle against hordes of Afflicted monsters.
LOL

RPing is great IMO
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Old Jun 14, 2006, 02:19 PM // 14:19   #16
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Well i could have been worse sleep talking!

*Warning if u dont like BIG letters/ CAPS please ignore this post.*



W/Mo

"Im using Mending"
"HEAL ME *******!!! Noob MONKS!!!! OMG"
"My enegy is 0 of 20" OMG NECRO OFFER BLOOD!
"PROTECT THE TURTLES FFS!!!!"
"OMG TEAMMATE! U HAVE TO KILL THE ARCHITECHT!"
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Old Jun 15, 2006, 01:33 AM // 01:33   #17
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I dreamt once I was trying to pick up girls, but kept wondering what their attribute placement was.
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Old Jun 15, 2006, 01:37 AM // 01:37   #18
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Originally Posted by Demesis
"Honey, whats a mesmer?"

"you asked me in your sleep if we needed a mesmer to take out Shiro?"

"Whose Shiro?"

"*GASP* ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME????"

=P
roflcopter
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Old Jun 15, 2006, 04:36 AM // 04:36   #19
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one time i woke up typing in the air
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Old Jun 15, 2006, 04:49 AM // 04:49   #20
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Once, I changed clothes in my sleep. I woke up the next day to find i was already dressed.
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